I have no patience left for helium.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Monday, March 15, 2010
HelpI'mtrappedinacharityorganization'ssecretHQ
It is 2:36 AM.
I am awake.
"Why?" You say.
Well, I answer we all started to make these notebooks and then SOMEONE lit one on fire and it went out but the alarm went off and some idiot locked the doors and the doorknobs are one backwards and *Volunteer*'s cousin who supposedly lives near by STILL hasn't shown up.
I guess I should be glad our Secret HQ is so hard to find?
Oh, *VOLUNTEER* is here and has something to say.
"Yes *VOLUNTEER*? Oh, I'm typing this up, by the way."
"Ok. Um. IgavemycousinthePOboxnumberbyaccident" *VOLUNTEER* winces.
That's it, I'm punching out the window and unlocking the door that way. Wish me luck.
I am awake.
"Why?" You say.
Well, I answer we all started to make these notebooks and then SOMEONE lit one on fire and it went out but the alarm went off and some idiot locked the doors and the doorknobs are one backwards and *Volunteer*'s cousin who supposedly lives near by STILL hasn't shown up.
I guess I should be glad our Secret HQ is so hard to find?
Oh, *VOLUNTEER* is here and has something to say.
"Yes *VOLUNTEER*? Oh, I'm typing this up, by the way."
"Ok. Um. IgavemycousinthePOboxnumberbyaccident" *VOLUNTEER* winces.
That's it, I'm punching out the window and unlocking the door that way. Wish me luck.
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